Monday, September 26, 2005

DeadBrain - Branson announces pirate fertility clinic

DeadBrain - Branson announces pirate fertility clinic


Branson announces pirate fertility clinic
17 Sep 2005 by Malcolm Drury
In what appears to be a move to head off Danish company Cryos, which is considering a similar scheme, Sir Richard Branson announced today that Virgin is to open a fertility clinic onboard a ship anchored in international waters off the Humber estuary.

Speaking at a press conference from the basket of his hot-air balloon, Sir Richard told reporters that the latest offshoot to his business empire is to be called Virgin Birth. "It's an idea that we feel is immaculate in its conception," he said.

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